Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,700 Points
Medals Earned: 6/13 (125/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 9/11 (175/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (335/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 13/29 (135/435 points)
Defeat the C&H dude.
Defeat Pico.
Perform the final secret fatality in PDS.
Defeat C-3PO.
Perform the first secret fatality in PDS.
Defeat The Terminator.
Perform the second secret fatality in PDS.
Double the gun, double the fun! Complete both PDS and Cyber Hell in a single sitting.